hello,everyone i came upon this piece somewhere and thought it was really clever,so then i thought it wouldnt hurt putting this up!!so here goes--

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

8. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

10. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

11. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

12. Glibido: All talk and no action

13. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

14. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

15. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.

And, the pick of the lot...

17. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

HERE COMES THE SUN.....ITS FOR EVERYONE.

Here comes the sun...its for everyone.
it indeed is..........then why???....why this discrimination????
this post of mine,friends,is about homosexuals....and the inequity and prejudice faced by them.....
i remember somewhere i had read one quote from some army man and it still remains fresh in my memory..."WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY THEY GAVE ME A MEDAL FOR KILLING A MAN AND A DISCHARGE FOR LOVING ONE."
when ppl think of homosexuals...they think that this is a particular strata of soceity which wants special rights....but no this is not true.....these ppl want the same rights that every heterosexual has.nothing more.nothing less.A country or state disgraces itself when it "accepts homosexuality as a sufficient cause for deprivation of normal civil rights".throughout history homosexuality has been looked down upon and legislated against.religious laws prohibited this type of behaviour and then civil laws followed suit.
each individuals journey through life is unique...some make ths journey alone...some in loving relationships,marriage,or other forms of commitment.
i have always beleived and will keep beleiving that love has many shapes and colors and is not finite.it cannot be measured or defined in terms of sexual orientation,gender,sex,whatever.it is a feeling that itself uplifts a human bieng and takes him to a level,which is alot higher than these petty issues and debates.straight or gay,love remains the same.peace.

Okay......this is my first post...bieng my first i would like to write about something that recently affected me in more ways than one........THE TERROR ATTACKS IN INDIA.........AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE WHOLE WORLD(not specifically,but generally)............
i am an ordinary citizen of india.As a member of the soceity my requirement is to feel safe in my home....in my neighbourhood...in my country....but contrary to my requirement i feel exploited,violated,cheated and depreived....depreived of something that i have a right too...SAFETY.fear is one word which engulfs me when i recall the flashing images of fire and blood,tattered clothes and unattended baggage,unsaid goodbyes and unexpressed affections.speeches in white kurtas or rhetorics in versace and playing in the same words but all this sounds very distant.............so much has already been written by civil soceity,that i wonder wether there's any thing left to say.all i can say or try to do is usher a rebellion,by the masses and for the masses....so...let us not move on with our "famous"resilience,but let us move on by igniting our power,the power of the people,the power of humanity,the power of U and ME,the power of US.